Facts

  • "In the world of emoticons, I was colon capital d"
  • Things that make me go :D
  • Vote 1 :D
  • If all else fails, say :D
  • "You know, some fizzy-good. Fizzy-good-make-feel-nice."
  • You can use the :D emoticon to find true north
  • You can calculate the radius of a circle using :D
  • The Mayan calendar has a hidden symbol :D
  • Daily usage of :D raises your sperm count
  • :D is the shape your feet and arse make when you sit in sand
  • :D was 2010's most used mantra when meditating
  • Staring at a :D for 10 minutes a day cures colour blindness
  • MacGyver's secret tool was :D
  • The famous pirate Blackbeard's signature flag was a :D and crossbones
  • Scientist's have found the God particle to resemble the shape of a :D
  • A single :D can help your liver process alcohol almost twice as fast
  • All political parties agree that rising :D levels have nothing to do with global warming
  • When they opened Tutankhamun's sarcophagus he had a :D painted over his mummy cloth
  • The polynesian meandering turtle is regarded as the animal closest to being capable of making a :D face
  • Breaking news: Courier drowned today in Surry Hills in tidal wave of :D shorty after delivering case of beer to web developer